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Baby Steps...
 
If any of you have seen "What About Bob?" you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't seen it, rent it.
 
As the leftists and fake Republicans in D.C. try to take over our health care system I am suggesting the Richard Dreyfuss 'baby steps' alternative. Why have we made no attempt to lower health care costs by simply eliminating state boundaries, allowing consumers to shop around and force insurance companies to compete for our dollar? Why have we made no attempt at tort reform? These are simple baby steps that would cost the taxpayer nothing and could easily be reversed if unsuccessful.
 
The reason Washington makes no attempt to consider these measures is because liberals don't give a crap about lowering health care costs. They don't take these baby steps because they damn well know they will help lower costs, which would then slow down their true goal: utter control.
 
The left in this country hate America. They hate what America stands for. They worship the Karl Marx's of the world while condemning the Founding Fathers. The only constitutional amendment they know is the 1st Amendment which they ruthlessly abuse to further their radical agenda. Health care is their ultimate form of total control. This bill is a slippery slope to hell.
 
In "What About Bob?", Bill Murray sneaks his way into finding his vacationing shrink. His doctor (Dreyfuss) was opposed to his arrival, but Murray charmed his family and got his foot in the door. This is all the left needs; their foot in the door. After that it is all over. if this bill passes it will radically transform America for the worse. It will destroy our economy and our freedoms.
 
We cannot let this bill pass, we cannot let them charm us, we cannot let them get their foot in our doors. If we do, we'll wind up like Dreyfuss; in a catatonic state unable to object while the thing we hate the most marries our sister.
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I Hereby Crown Myself the Czar of Racism

 
      Last night I criticized the government’s new health care proposal. I woke up this morning and discovered that I must be a racist. I’m a racist because I don’t think citizens of another country should be given amnesty in the U.S. because they hopped over to Texas and popped out a baby. I’m also a racist because I don’t think alleged terrorists should be given the same legal rights as Americans. Oh smite me! Not to mention, I am a racist pig for opposing affirmative action. This surely must mean I hate black people. That is right. I said black, not “African-American.” I am the Czar of Racism.
      Just in case any politically correct progressives are reading, let me state that I am writing in a sarcastic tone. It saddens me that I actually have to state such an obvious point or risk a crowd of people up in arms condemning me for being the spawn of Satan.

      Why am I a racist for calling someone black and not African-American? What if that person is from Jamaica, is that not racist in itself for assuming someone black must be from Africa? This is like calling someone Chinese Japanese because they both are Asian. Doesn’t all of mankind originate from Africa? Are we all African-Americans?

      I bring this up because I am angry. I’m twenty-three years old, I am not a racist. I simply view Americans as Americans. Not African-Americans, not Asian-Americans, not Mexican-Americans. Just American. I am sick of being called a racist because I don’t support massive government welfare programs. What have these programs done for the black community over the decades anyway? I believe my fellow black twenty-three year old American is just as capable of doing and achieving any and everything I can. And he can do it by himself. The people who hand out the welfare checks are the ones who believe that blacks are inferior to them and need help. They don’t believe minorities can do it on their own. They are the racists, not me. I believe in the power and ability of you, just you. I know this of all Americans. We don’t need the governments stinkin’ help.

      So stop calling me a racist for questioning gigantic government programs that rob from the children of the children of the wife I don’t even have yet. I am criticizing the programs, not the man promoting them. We need to start taking personal responsibility for our actions. The answer is that simple. We are far smarter than the out of touch crooks inside the beltway that perpetuate claims of racism to avoid having to deal with actual problems or answer real questions. We can do it without them.

      Darn I forgot. I’m also a “racist” because I think it is utterly preposterous that a baby seal should be able to sue me in court. God I am such a jerk…

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ObamACORN heading to NJ

Good Evening on this eve of the New Jersey Gubernatorial elections-
 
As a Jersey native, I have a vested interest in this race and am hoping for a Chris Christie win (duh).
 
Obama and his cronies have been all over this state since Corzine is in desperate need of help. And now Acorn has moved in ready to "organize voters" (if by voters you mean Mickey Mouse, Mary Poppins and Donald Duck) to help Corzine steal this election. This election tomorrow is so critical to the GOP and even more important to send a message to the Democrats and RINO's like McCain and Graham that we conservatives are fed up with all the crap going on and all the tax-and-spend policies being proposed. This election, along with NY-23 and Virginia, can help squash the Government Take-over of Healthcare.
 
If you live in NJ, TURN OUT AND VOTE tomorrow for Chris Christie. Our state needs to get itself under control and Christie can do it. Corzine has run this state down the drain. People are moving out, taxes are the highest in the nation. ACORN and all the other radical left organizations will be out in FULL FORCE tomorrow doing any and all shenanigans to try and steal this election for Corzine. Already 180,000 absentee ballots..... If you vote tomorrow and see anything suspicious be sure to film/take pictures. Let me know how it goes.
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